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T.W.I.T. – Paul George
T.W.I.T. – Paul George

  Hey all, hope you’ve had a good week. Most likely better than Paul George, NBA star who suffered a horrendous injury and caused even more horrendous jokes on Twitter.   Andy Kline ‏@AndyKline74 Soooo many great, original Paul George jokes on Twitter today. Here are my top ten favorites:   SPEAKING OF BIG BREAKS […]

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T.W.I.T. – Germany World Cup Champions
T.W.I.T. – Germany World Cup Champions

The phenomenon called the World Cup, or an afternoon nap, concluded with Germany defeating Argentina in the 2014 FIFA cash-grab final. The German win led to some great tweets from our alums. Also, LBJ (Lyndon Banes Johnson?) What’s that? Oh, Lebron James. Yeah, the Prodigal Son/King James/ Rim Smoter returned to The Cleveland Cavaliers after […]

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T.W.I.T. – 4th of July
T.W.I.T. – 4th of July

As America celebrated her independence on the 4th of July, comics showcased more dependence- on social media. LYGO’s finest tweeted about fireworks, fun, barbeques, and inebriation, cuz ;Murrica’s birfday is today, baby.   Benjy H ‏@BenjyHimmel Who wants to BARBECUE?! *bald eagle snowboards* *fireworks shaped like a cowboy hat* *Garfield with sunglasses raps*   m. […]

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T.W.I.T. – Hobby Lobby
T.W.I.T. – Hobby Lobby

In case you hadn’t heard, the Supreme Court ruled that religious based corporations (ie Hobby Lobby) do not need to assist employees to get contraception covered under the Affordable Care Act. Here are tweets related to that, and, also, not.   Jesse Berney ‏@jesseberney Persons, ranked: 2. embryos 1. corporations Natalie Shure ‏@nataliesurely You know […]

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T.W.I.T. – WORLD CUP
T.W.I.T. – WORLD CUP

Soccer’s World Cup has our attention, for nothing else besides washboard abs, flopping, and an excuse for day drinking. Here are some soccer tweets (wouldn’t that be a referee’s whistle? LOL OMFG LMAO) and other funny stuff.   Rob Maher @RobMaher  Soccer penalizes you for not paying attention for one second. It’s like a girlfriend. […]

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T.W.I.T. – LeBron has cramps
T.W.I.T. – LeBron has cramps

Lebron James painfully left Game 1 of the NBA Finals due to cramps, drawing the ire of the Twittersphere, and Rob Maher and Herbie Gill, our resident NBA fanatics. Here’s what they had to tweet and some other funny folks chiming in in this week’s installment of T.W.I.T. : This Week in Tweets (sponsored by […]

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T.W.I.T. – Summer is here
T.W.I.T. – Summer is here

It’s officially Summer, but we tweet on a non-seasonal basis. Here is This Week In Tweets, brought to you by LYGO DC and BP’s Gulf Recovery Fund.   Mariya Alexander ‏@MariyaAlexander Working on a show about a tattoo shop called Tribals and Tribulations -Hope you ink that deal, Mariya. * *Punches self in face Michael […]

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T.W.I.T. – Attack Cat
T.W.I.T. – Attack Cat

This week,  the Attack Cat, or “Hero Cat” video ruled the internets. Somehow, our crack team of  comedians managed to talk about anything else. Except me- see the end of this week’s TWIT for some Attack Cat funnies. Here’s the link if you live in a different reality and missed it: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/tara-the-hero-cat-video-goes-viral/   Here are […]

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T.W.I.T. – Mother’s Day and Michael Sam
T.W.I.T. – Mother’s Day and Michael Sam

WILD WEEK: Michael Sam made history as the first openly gay man to be drafted into the NFL.Kudos, @MikeSamFootball  !!! Mother’s Day was Sunday. Comedians weren’t traumatized by it because we are all well-adjusted people.*   *Reaches for bottle of Jack Daniels, plays with puppets.   Our own gay rights champion, Sampson, tweeted it best: […]

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T.W.I.T. – Donald Sterling Banned
T.W.I.T. – Donald Sterling Banned

Donald Sterling was banned for life from the NBA. Comedians from all across the globe* responded.   *DMV area   Jared Stern @FunnyJared When Paula Deen and Donald Sterling do their cooking special, take note that no pots or kettles are in the kitchen. -With sous-chef George Zimmerman! Rob Maher ‏@RobMaher Five years ago banning […]