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T.W.I.T. – Tweeting Titillation

This week’s the titular TWIT titillates with tweeting from LYGO Alum, as twalways. Enjoy DC Comedy brilliance in 140 characters or less: Ayanna Dookie ‚Äè@ADookie¬† In honor of Mother’s Day, I think the gov’t should provide a tax break for those who don’t have any kids & are not depleting the resources. Sara Armour ‚Äè@SaraArmour¬† […]

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T.W.I.T. – Funny Funny Status
T.W.I.T. – Funny Funny Status

Natalie M. ‚Äè@littlenightowl¬† Know the joy of finding extra $$ in your jeans you didn’t know you had? That’s what finding out To Catch a Predator is on to me #ChrisHansen Stavros Halkias ‚Äè@StavComedy¬† To celebrate Jesus’ triumph over the villainous jews that tried to do him in, I’m going to eat 6 lambs by […]

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T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)
T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)

David Tveite ‚Äè@killtveite¬† Time to go to bed when the television starts telling you to buy prostate supplements.   Natalie Patricia ‚Äè@nataliesurely¬† Microsoft word keeps autocorrecting ‘improv’ to ‘improve,’ and yeah, I really wish it would.   Stavros Halkias @StavComedy Book idea: the illiterate person’s guide to irony.   Michael J. Foody ‚Äè@MichaelJFoody¬† I am […]

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Become funny.
Become funny.

Between deciding to do stand-up and actually taking a stage, I listened to Louis C.K. on Opie & Anthony for about 30 hours. It helped me realize that being funny isn’t about scripting everything and making perfect jokes. Funniness is a language, a mode of communication, something that can be learned. Of course, this listening […]

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Natalie McGill
Natalie McGill

With a 5’3″ stature and a weight that precludes her from participating in most blood drives, Natalie McGill has been unofficially named D.C.’s “Favorite Comic to Pick Up And Swing Around.” Hailing from the mostly-Jewish suburbs of Baltimore, Natalie maintains a reputation of ruining really good games of “Never Have I Ever” with the fact […]