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ObamaCare Gone Wrong
ObamaCare Gone Wrong

Who said Obamacare doesn’t work? David Eckert, 54 was more than likely overdue for his annual medical checkup, so a few officers of the Deming city police department in New Mexico thought it would be nice to escort him to the hospital. He got a free checkup that included three enemas, an X-ray, and a […]

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Elton Howard
Elton Howard

Elton Howard’s first words were “Pop That Thang,” an Isley Brothers song released in 1972. That song was a chart topper in 1972. “I wish I could say the same about my first time on stage.” Thinking about that first time on stage for most comedians may be reminiscing of the first time you ever […]

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Drink My Holy Milk
Drink My Holy Milk

Have you ever read something on the internet and thought to yourself, “this can’t be true.  No one can be that naive.” Well, I’ve found  such a  story. “An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.” Yes you read right. This so call man of GOD convinced […]

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The Freedom of a Motorcyclist
The Freedom of a Motorcyclist

The freedom of being a motorcyclist¬†is great! No doors, no roof, bumpers, or airbags. Who said freedom was safe? Give me freedom or give me death! I just saw that on someone’s tag. Not a fan, but it does sound good… Sacrifices have to made to for fun! Who wants to be safe all the […]

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Fuck Plan B!!!!
Fuck Plan B!!!!

Fuck Plan B! Most of us grow up being told that we should have a plan B. If we have a plan B, why would we ever work hard in life to accomplish our goals? If you don‚Äôt have any objectives to get to your goals, get you some!! Let me continue. All you need […]

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Porn Ain’t What It Use to Be
Porn Ain’t What It Use to Be

From 8mm to VHS to DVD and now just a quick Google search and a click of a mouse, porn is in your face! Once very entertaining, now it’s just a money shot in her face or his face if you like gay porn. No gay-for-pay for me thank you. The porn from back in […]

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Fried Chicken Is Delicious!! (part 2)
Fried Chicken Is Delicious!! (part 2)

Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia are beefing! What the fuck! (Wtf) let me repeat, because I don’t even believe I just wrote that! Two rich ass golfers; Eldrick Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia are beefing like rappers! ¬†I hope no one gets shot or hit with any golf clubs. I’m sure Tiger may get a […]