David Carter

Past Shows
Comics Against Humanity at Bier Baron
Comics Against Humanity at Bier Baron
Comics Against Humanity Description: LYGO DC presents Comics Against Humanity every 4th Thursday at the Bier Baron, a live comedy show for horrible people. Live DJ pre-show and after party. A live-recorded panel show of comics playing Cards Against Humanity... with several twists. You play too! Every guest will receive a white card at the [...]
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Stand Up at Bier Baron
Stand Up at Bier Baron
Stand Up at Bier Baron Description: LYGO DC presents professional live DC comedy show every Wednesday and Thursday at the Bier Baron. This evening, Ahmed Vallejos, David Carter, and Jason Weems perform. Jason WEEMS e'rybody! The former Last Comic Standing semi-finalist is paying us a visit since the release of his NSFW viral hit, Wash The Throne -- parody [...]
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FINANCIAL NEWS: Series of Weird Jagged Lines Scare Shit Out of People Who Comprehend It
FINANCIAL NEWS: Series of Weird Jagged Lines Scare Shit Out of People Who Comprehend It

     A new box full of numbers and crap was produced by a bunch of dudes with computers in the financial district today. It features spikes and lines, or whatever. “I have no god damned clue as to what the fuck this means”, says James Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, “Seriously. If I knew […]

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Wake & Bacon
Wake & Bacon
Wake & Bacon Description: Shaw's Tavern is where the DC's brunch and comedy show happens. Courtesy of LYGO DC and friends, the once "Laugh Your Grits Off" is now "Wake & Bacon" ... but all the ingredients remain the same: Bacon, Booze, and Laughter.  Live comedy and brunch, a DC original show every Saturday from 3-5 [...]
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Wake & Bacon
Wake & Bacon
Wake & Bacon Description: Shaw's Tavern is where the namesake DC brunch and comedy show of LYGO DC, Laugh Your Grits, goes down every Saturday. We're going with the name 'Wake & Bacon' this time around. This live comedy, DC show happens every Saturday from 3-5 p.m. This week, host Rich Bennett presents David Carter, headliner Sampson [...]
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Comedy at Codmother
Comedy at Codmother
Comedy at Codmother Description: This live comedy, DC show goes down every Wednesday at Codmother. This week features David Carter and headliner Herbie Gill with host Rich Bennett. Register to reserve a seat at one of the top things to do in DC, night's out, fun times, or whatever other words you'd be impressed by. (we're [...]
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T.W.I.T. – Arrested Development is back, and so are we!
T.W.I.T. – Arrested Development is back, and so are we!

This weekly compilation of tweets are a never-ending pasta bowl of funny. Arrested Development relaunched, Craig Sager wears loud suits, bullies exist in the digital age, no one likes motorcycle rallies, and Twitter should get the bouncing ball karaoke treatment. Enjoy it, like a frozen banana.   Mariya Alexander ‚Äè@MariyaAlexander I want to die of […]