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FFON-The Death of Too Soon (and other Celebrity Debauchery!)

Too Soon used to be a phrase that was held in high regard. So much so that when the Lincoln was shot and a few months later the news made around the country, and a white man uttered “Well I hope it was the part of his brain that thought up the Emancipation Proclamation”, the […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 50 – Stunna Liqueur
Facebuzzed  Vol. 50 – Stunna Liqueur

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Stunna Liqueur, a booze that the Big Tymers might want to jump on board to sponsor (because let’s face it, they could probably use the work) and could persuade Santa Claus to get crunk enough to fulfill your gift wish list:  If anyone’s wondering what’s inside that glowing green […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 49 – Firestarter Vodka
Facebuzzed Vol. 49 – Firestarter Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Firestarter Vodka, which has a charming backstory about its humble beginnings: A total of 175 years later the vodka has gotten away from the homey togetherness of Nicolai and Anastasia and has become a symbol of your unintended bachelorhood: But for other people like NBA superstar Dwyane Wade, it […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 48 – The Holiday Edition
Facebuzzed Vol. 48 – The Holiday Edition

This week on Facebuzzed we’re surveying boozes from the ghosts of Facebuzzed past to see how they’re getting into the holiday spirit. And it seemed like Crown Royal had a handle on the decor: Naturally, these companies, such as Budweiser, touted themselves as the perfect gift for your significant other: …and as the ice breaker for […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 47 – Yuengling
Facebuzzed Vol. 47 – Yuengling

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Yuengling, which has a strong and rampant fan base beyond its Pennsyltucky headquarters. A base so strong that the lager wants them to dial back their enthusiasm a bit: The devotion to Yuengling went beyond just buying the standard six-pack and delved into the world of body art: I […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 46 – Kris Wines
Facebuzzed Vol. 46 – Kris Wines

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Kris Wines, which appeals to every member of your family—especially your weary parents who need the fruit of the vine to relax: And every hour would be a happy hour if Kris Wines had its way. The winery also appealed to winos wanting to step up their “drunk-on-the-go” status from […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 45 – Labatt Blue
Facebuzzed Vol. 45 – Labatt Blue

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Labatt Blue, a Canadian imported beer whose mascot, like many profiled boozes before, is a bear: But the Labatt Blue bear knows more than just his way around grooming his matted fur. He also knows the tricks of the traveling vagabond: He doesn’t need thumbs. If he has thumbs […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 43 – Old Milwaukee Beer
Facebuzzed Vol. 43 – Old Milwaukee Beer

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Old Milwaukee Beer, which is diversifying its assets by getting into the adjustable furniture game: Most of the Old Milwaukee Facebook page was a series of winning endorsements for the light beer of Midwestern America: That’s a great endorsement, Old Milwaukee. You might as well say “It’s a great […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 42 – Evan Williams
Facebuzzed Vol. 42 – Evan Williams

This week on Facebuzzed we visit the Facebook site of Evan Williams Bourbon, which greeted me with some rather sexist advertising obviously geared toward a certain gender:   Then about a week later they crossed into the world of what may be vague signs of closeted homoeroticism:   Eventually Evan Williams branched out of its […]

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Facebuzzed Vol. 41- ZING Vodka
Facebuzzed Vol. 41- ZING Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit ZING Vodka. I swear to God that before I decided on a post about Nympho that I was THIS close to writing about ZING last week once I saw who was coming to D.C: I know alcohol leads to bad decision making, but is there really any excuse for […]