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FFON Bites-Sea World Doesn’t Prepare Employees to Enter the Real World
FFON Bites-Sea World Doesn’t Prepare Employees to Enter the Real World

It’s no secret that Sea World is going under soon. Because of the backlash received by the documentary ‘Blackfish’ the stock of the aquatic theme park is plummeting. Concerned employees have started looking elsewhere but there are some employees of Sea World are going to have a harder time looking for a job. “After spending […]

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FFON Bites-Militarizing Against Red Dawn
FFON Bites-Militarizing Against Red Dawn

The evens in Ferguson MO has revealed the truth of how militarized our Police forces are in this county. But there are some that believe Ferguson is only the beginning. “The plan is to militarize all the Police forces all across America,” say Bo Dietl, former NYPD and Fox News contributor, “How else are we […]

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FFON-Defining Manhood
FFON-Defining Manhood

This is based on Fork Full of Noodles-49-Man Up & Be A Man. Over the generations the definition of what is a man has changed. From the dawn of man to today what it is to be a man has changed. You were stoic and fearless. The role of the man in society was to […]

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FFON Bites-Protons have No Charge
FFON Bites-Protons have No Charge

Recently the world of physics has been flipped by 0.0000003%. According to new calculations the Speed of Light is actually 0.0000003% slower than what we know it to be, due to gravity and photons. Even physics whiz, Neil DeGrasse Tyson has said this true, which practically makes this a law. With this new revelation, there […]

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FFON-Concussion Prevention Methods
FFON-Concussion Prevention Methods

This is based on Fork Full of Noodles-48-The Hits Keep Coming. Football is one of the concussive sports in the industry. There are several players that get head injuries that go unchecked for years. The easy solution is the game enacts some safety features to help the players prevent these head injuries and all injuries […]

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T.W.I.T. – Paul George
T.W.I.T. – Paul George

  Hey all, hope you’ve had a good week. Most likely better than Paul George, NBA star who suffered a horrendous injury and caused even more horrendous jokes on Twitter.   Andy Kline ‏@AndyKline74 Soooo many great, original Paul George jokes on Twitter today. Here are my top ten favorites:   SPEAKING OF BIG BREAKS […]

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FFON Bites-Jindal’s Education Conspiracy
FFON Bites-Jindal’s Education Conspiracy

They say keep your friends close and your enemies close and that’s exactly what Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is doing. 2 years ago, Jindal praised and supported the charter school, the Common Core. But recently, he signed an executive order to cut funding for Common Core programs, particularly testing. Kids in the state of Louisiana […]

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FFON-Recalled, but not Totally
FFON-Recalled, but not Totally

Based on Fork Full of Noodles with Krish Mohan-47-Unintentional Moving Parts. In the recent weeks, General Motors has had a record number of recalls of their cars based on a faulty ignition switch. This is an issue that was known to them since 2003. The executives at GM has said that the reason this happened […]

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FFON-Sexy New Campaigns
FFON-Sexy New Campaigns

Based on Fork Full of Noodles-46-Sex in Advertising (again). Sex in Advertising! Back in the days of the Mad Men, this was commonly used to sell products like shaving cream, tomatoes, cigarettes and more, using the era’s celebrities and sex symbols. Today, using sex in advertising is found as an outrage. Recently Jenny McCarthy was […]

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T.W.I.T. – Lifehacks
T.W.I.T. – Lifehacks

This has nothing to do with Lifehacks. These tweets may make your life better with laughter, or pride that you aren’t a comedian. Also, lots of rap music tweets. Danny Charnley ‏@DanKCharnley oh cool you have a paragraph tattooed on your inner arm. PLEASE GIVE ME UNSOLICITED ADVICE -Everything I learned in life, I learned […]