The phenomenon called the World Cup, or an afternoon nap, concluded with Germany defeating Argentina in the 2014 FIFA cash-grab final. The German win led to some great tweets from our alums.
Also, LBJ (Lyndon Banes Johnson?)
What’s that? Oh, Lebron James.
Yeah, the Prodigal Son/King James/ Rim Smoter returned to The Cleveland Cavaliers after leaving the team to “take his talents to South Beach,” which sounds like something a stripper would say.
Apparently, he did this voluntarily, which is the most shocking part.
I feel like people are still not ready for the headline “GERMANY WINS”
-The Holocaust was the first bad version of The Decision.
Argentina: “Don’t cry for me.”
Germany: “Don’t worry, we’re incapable of feeling emotions.”
-I’ve heard this joke NEIN times.
“At least we scored a goal on them.” -Brazil
That guy who scored is going to be able to shit on any woman in Germany.
ARG vs GER! Pope Francis vs Benedict!
Their friendly wager: Argentine Empanadas vs Hitler Youth Knife and a 9 year-old.
-@pontifex can you confirm? Or are we…just kidding around?
Then, Lebron James elected to return to the Cleveland Cavaliers:
Lebron took less time to decide than this dude in the beer aisle.
LeBron’s 2 yr deal w/1 yr option: “I’m coming home… To get my stuff.”
-Lebron will blossom, like a Mayflower.
Calm down Cleveland fans, you still live in Cleveland.
-Cleveland Rocks! No, literally, the city is full of shoddy worksmanship.
Don’t cry because it is over, CRY because it happened
To give you an idea of how often I “turn up”, my autocorrect just changed ‘party’ to ‘pastry’
-I can’t imagine a crueller fate.
“I hate tablets…” – Everyone now. Or anyone who didn’t want to follow the Ten Commandments back in the day.
-Holy Moses, that’s good, but not very…PC.
I’ve never done the color run, but I have borrowed a friends color run shirt and spilled ketchup, mustard and chocolate syrup on it
–It was the inaugural color run at Golden Corral. I lost because I took too much time at the Chocolate Wonderfall.
R.I.P. mom (she’s not dead, she’s Rehabilitating in Providence. i’m bad with acronyms)
-I’d prefer death. Give me liberty or give me Rhode Island.
Did you know that the movie “Interview with a Vampire” was originally titled “Applying at Hot Topic”?
And my best:
What happens with the unused sweet tea and brownies from “To Catch A Predator?” Msg me in the chat room if you know.