In case you hadn’t heard, the Supreme Court ruled that religious based corporations (ie Hobby Lobby) do not need to assist employees to get contraception covered under the Affordable Care Act.
Here are tweets related to that, and, also, not.
Persons, ranked: 2. embryos 1. corporations
You know what else goes against Hobby Lobby’s Christian beliefs? Getting rich off your multimillion dollar corporation.
Motion to rename The Supreme Court to Mostly Frightening People In Robes
hobby lobby illuminati
Christians don’t want to pay for birth control? The people who think a virgin got knocked up? Cool. Just checking.
Why the uproar for employees of Hobby Lobby? People who craft do it because they can’t/aren’t/won’t get laid.*
*Adds embroidery to scarf
HERE ARE TWEETS THAT ARE NOT RELATED TO BIRTH CONTROL AND CONTRACEPTION UNLESS THEY ARE:
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and exited the room.
-But sir, you need to pay for your coffee….Sir?
Don’t worry. There’s someone out there for you who you can convince that you’re the best they can do.
-Shhhhhh, that’s my closer.
kiss my asshole. seriously there’s a shitload of nerve endings near that thing
S/O to Timehop Abe for letting me know I’m wearing the exact same outfit I wore last June 29th!
FIFA should paint the soccer balls blue because that’s what it feels like when no one scores for 90 minutes.
-Can we just call goalie gloves “finger condoms?”
Return to the Dawn of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
I will accept your Facebook friend request if we have two or more mutual friends. Or if you have boobs.
And my favorite Luis Suarez (Uruguayan soccer star and Hannibal Lecter disciple) tweet:
Biting on the field? Lame. GET A DUI LIKE A REAL ATHLETE
And one from me:
Can you imagine an interview with Mike Tyson talking about World Cup biter Luis Suarez? Just him saying “Luis Suarez” would have me going.
-SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK. RETWEET/SHARE/PASSENGER PIGEON THIS.