Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Remember watching commercials for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and being greeted by a roly poly baker man named Wendell? Well trash that memory. He’s now been replaced by a bunch of parasitic versions of Wendell’s creation: Two deranged looking Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares. And they have their own Twitter:


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I don’t doubt for one second that this thing wouldn’t bite my hands off.


I think the focus on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch units themselves was some weird attempt to connect with a younger generation, which is evidenced in the way they show how hip they are to youth trends:

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This is surprisingly the least creepy thing to lick its lips at you on Tinder.

Speaking of licking, these two like to do a lot of it—to each other. And it’s gross. What’s weirder is they seem to be trying to mainstream it:


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Sure thing. I always wanted to know what it was like to have an awkward meeting with my job’s human resources department.

And what better way to mainstream it than through hashtags and popular songs. Well, popular in 1999:


It’s Trina‘s favorite cereal. Luda-tested, Da Baddest Bitch-approved.**


**Yeah I know that’s a Kix reference and not a CTC one. They don’t have any good slogans!  Unless you can find something better for them than “Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Keep eating and you won’t have arms or legs like these freaks by the time you’re 50.”