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FFON-Threats of Wind Energy

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5 reason that Gas Companies say Wind Energy is evil.

  1. The film Twister. Easily one of the most violent movies ever made. And all to save Helen Hunt. Tsk tsk tsk.
  2. Tornadoes kidnap women and send to a drug induced world only to murder her pets.
  3. Literally thousands of hair styles have been ruined because of the wind. The hair style of 80’s metal bands was actually a result of pop bad that went through a wind storm.
  4. Katrina. Well actually the Gas Companies have also trashed the Gulf. Lets just say that New Orleans isn’t doing to too well.
  5. Windmills have caused 10 times the amount of decapitations than the guillotine.

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