A mainstay in children’s toy chests for decades, Barbie—with her classic fixed smile and unrealistic body proportions—wants to be a mainstay on Twitter, too:
Although many of the tweets I saw look like they tell a narrative of bad decision making—starting with her packing decisions:
And while some children may be a bit hasty with a pair of scissors when it comes to Barbie’s hair, perhaps they were only trying to save her from herself:
And then there is just a whole host of questions about her personal relationships with people:
But whenever Barbie’s life goes off the rails she has a neutered mainstay in her life to keep her on track: Ken.