Yes your childhood favorites The Berenstain Bears have their own Twitter feed. Now you can digitally keep up with your storybook friends: Papa Bear, Brother Bear, Sister Bear and of course, the always fashionable, Mama Bear:
Don’t be fooled though. I’m willing to bet at some point every member of this family gives into their primal instincts:
But then that’s where religion comes in–to quietly guilt you for having any primal urges in the first place. And I guess it’s been way too long since I’ve read this series because I totally forgot it had a lot of religious undertones:
And in case you were unconvinced of those undertones, the bears showed us the real reason for the holiday season:
Alright everyone. Let’s all debate the pros and cons of a Bear Jesus
Pro: All water can become honey at any moment.
Con: A bear that can walk on water.
That better be some damn good honey.