Donald Sterling was banned for life from the NBA. Comedians from all across the globe* responded.
When Paula Deen and Donald Sterling do their cooking special, take note that no pots or kettles are in the kitchen.
-With sous-chef George Zimmerman!
Five years ago banning someone for life from watching the Clippers was a reward.
What’s the exchange rate of bitcoins to g-units?
-50 Cents? I mean, Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
walk up in the club wearing an amulet of protection like what
-That’s one way to get your +1 in there.
straight up killin’ the mumbling under my breath game
My mom just found out she has very high levels of testosterone and I just punched her in the face while I was shaving my beard sooooo….
-However, the circus has to keep going.
The new season of Fear Factor should have a segment where they go to the middle of a Farmers Market & light a cigarette
-But what about old school pipes? And fedoras?
Bang up job
Ght at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
A real highlight was the
I enjoyed it.
Is your break from social media even real if you don’t make a melodramatic announcement about it on social media?
-Let me see what friends say on Twitter.
Someone should make a game called Angry Nerds where nerds get launched into piles of comic book movie posters.
And, my best:
People into S&M in a relationship are usually whipped.
See y’all next week.