Say hello to Scrubby, Mindy, Poppy and Sudsy—a family from the famous Scrubbing Bubbles. Effervescent both physically and emotionally, they’re kind of borderline depressing when you realize they are way more well adjusted than your own human family. The parents (Scrubby & Mindy) even go to parties together and help each other pick out clothes:
It’s no surprise that the majority of their tweets are about the joy they get from being clean. Except a few of them have hints of murderous undertones:
Although I guess as long as you’re cleaning other people’s bathrooms too to pull in rent money then go apeshit—then clean that up too because monkey shit is a whole other ballgame.
And here’s another reason to feel shitty about your own family: The child, Sudsy, is a way more studious kid than yours:
But I guess since the Scrubbing Bubbles kept up with the theme of having a 50s era-esque happy well adjusted family, they figured why not subscribe to 50s era gender equity too—specifically the lack of it: