T.W.I.T. – Donald Sterling

T.W.I.T. – Donald Sterling

Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team, made headlines this week for racist remarks against African-Americans. LYGO DC’s comedians made their own statements this week.


If gets upset when black ppl are broadcasted, hes gonna flip out when someone tells him that basketball games are televised.

Well that explains Cliven Bundy’s Clippers hat.

Mickey Rourke is going to have to play Donald Sterling once the biopic is released.

Boy oh boy did I pick the absolute wrong season to quit pretending to be a Wizards fan and start pretending to be a Clippers fan. .

-I still was disappointed, even though the Wizards won, that the Wizards did not score 100 points, making Papa John’s pizzas half off. Oh, and the whole racism thing too.

Watch- tomorrow the Clipper’s Locker room walls are gonna have “Kill The Masters” written in Gatorade

– With Dennis The “Gray Worm” Rodman! And Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) doing his best Muggsy Bogues impression. Left handed free throws in honor of Jamie Lannister ala Hank Gathers.

The Clippers are playing like the all white team Donald Sterling always wanted.

-They’re like the Washington Generals.

And finally, a positive view. I think. Comedians are sarcastic, sometimes. I think. I CAN’T TAKE ANYONE SERIOUSLY.

The good news is, that if we hadn’t come this far TOGETHER, the racist comments this weekend wouldn’t even have made the news.

We tweeted about other things too:

Tried hitting on a girl at Taco Bell and she scoffed at me like she wasn’t also at Taco Bell.

-You tell her that she was the whole enchilada?

This airport just played John Denver followed by Buddy Holly. I’m not so sure I like their theme.

– Did they play it 370 times? #toosoon

let sleeping dogs lie but also maybe double-check their breathing

-I have a Pug mix, it is audible. EVERYWHERE.

My sister ran a marathon today and I am sore from going to a concert

– I got winded just reading that.

Chewing tobacco? On a Skoal night??

-The level of your jokes has dipped, Danny. Chew on that!

And my tweet:

If you play the song “Happy” backwards, it sounds like The Cure.

-Clap along if you feel that this song is overused.

See y’all next week!

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Jon Yeager