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Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Mr. Owl

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Mr. Owl

Mr. Owl of Tootsie Roll pop fame has proven he not only has commercial staying power but also some tech prowess in his old age. And he’s no less ravenous than he was all those years ago:

You greedy bitch. And I bet you barely licked any of them. You just crunched them all.

You greedy bitch. And I bet you barely licked any of them either.

 

Of course I’m just looking out for your best interest, because I couldn’t give two shits about him eating these honestly:

mr. owl

Scientists…your challenge awaits you. The cure to HIV can take a backseat to a self-licking lollipop.

 

In case you can’t tell already, I’m not a huge Tootsie Roll pop fan. Just based on the classic nondescript flavor and appearance, you could see why I call them “lollipoops” instead.

I know you, the reader, may like them. And that’s OK. I don’t hold it against you. They’ve just never been my cup of tea:

 

mr. owl

I agree. That’s why I eat Blow Pops instead.

 

Although if we’re talking about the classic 90s hit song shared with this candy from now defunct Miami booty bass group 69 Boyz then maybe I can get on board. And apparently Mr. Owl is aware of the song too:

 

mr. owl

And if a group called the 69 Boyz can’t get behind a hashtag called #HowManyLicks then what other group can, really?

 

 

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