Mr. Owl of Tootsie Roll pop fame has proven he not only has commercial staying power but also some tech prowess in his old age. And he’s no less ravenous than he was all those years ago:
Of course I’m just looking out for your best interest, because I couldn’t give two shits about him eating these honestly:
In case you can’t tell already, I’m not a huge Tootsie Roll pop fan. Just based on the classic nondescript flavor and appearance, you could see why I call them “lollipoops” instead.
I know you, the reader, may like them. And that’s OK. I don’t hold it against you. They’ve just never been my cup of tea:
Although if we’re talking about the classic 90s hit song shared with this candy from now defunct Miami booty bass group 69 Boyz then maybe I can get on board. And apparently Mr. Owl is aware of the song too: