Ah, two holidays collided, with Easter falling on 4/20 this Sunday. All Easter candy was eaten and naps were taken. Some for 3 days.
Here is This Week in Tweets from LYGO alums:
Happy Easter and absolutely nothing else today. (My mom is reading this guys, be cool)
-Yeah, we’re just eating “pizza.” Just 1/8th of a “pizza.”
It took Jesus 3 days to rise – which if you’re celebrating 4/20…you totally get.
-Risen or lifted? Either way, it’s a religious experience.
Remember, Jesus died so you could go to brunch.
-I have a Virgin Bloody Mary, so I’m kinda religious.
Happy Führer Twenty! #420
-Hope it’s a SSpecial one!
The greatest trick Crossfit ever pulled was convincing the world going to the gym made you interesting.
-The Kaiser Sose of fitness.
Just booked a wedding for August. Getting paid to make someone else’s special day all about me is a dream that I didn’t know I had.
Follow your dreams, even if they go to Germany or Florida.
-Follow your nightmares, kids!
Always tempted to yell “Kevin!” mid-flight
-In everyday life, I just make the aftershave face and sound until creditors hang up.
Getting “chewed out” and being “eaten out” are two very different propositions.
-This seems like lip service, Nate.
A new study shows that men who become dads in their early-to-mid-twenties are at risk for severe depression. The study was called “DUH!”
And my best:
Put a Peep inside your vegetarian friend’s Cadbury Creme egg and watch the magic happen.
SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK!