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Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Mucinex

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Mucinex

You ever look at the snot in your tissue and think “I wish it could talk like Ralph Kramden from The Honeymooners“? Well so did the people at Mucinex. Except they thought of it before you did and are making bank off of it.

Someone actually greenlit an animated booger to sell us cold medicine:

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It’s not so much that I forgot it as much as I don’t want to touch my lock until you move your germy ass.

 

The Mucinex booger tweets about the ups and downs of being congested. There’s how you feel when the Mucinex is working:

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OK. That’s just obesity.

And then there’s the feeling you have when the medicine hasn’t quite kicked in yet:

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If a sneeze takes out your whole Christmas tree it wasn’t shit to begin with.

 

But I think the worst thing besides being sick is finding out that the boogers in your nose have more friends than you:

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Fuck all of you for not inviting me. I’m blowing you out–especially the one on the left for wearing a denim shirt AND pants. Offensive to my eyes and my nose.

 

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