The original mascot for Charmin used to be a doe-eyed baby—which I’m going to assume was at some point eaten by a bear because now all I see are on their Twitter are bears pretending to be humans:
The Charmin Bears are often photographed out and about, showing us they end up in situations regarding their derrieres just as precarious as ours:
They also wait in bathroom lines just like we do:
They also party just like we do:
And apparently, they tell jokes like some of us do too. But I’m willing to let the hackiness slide for my own personal health:
I dare you to heckle him during his tight 20 on poop jokes.