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Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Charmin Bears

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Charmin Bears

The original mascot for Charmin used to be a doe-eyed baby—which I’m going to assume was at some point eaten by a bear because now all I see are on their Twitter are bears pretending to be humans:

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Why am I strangely turned on right now? (And why is your rack bigger than mine. Ugh)

 

The Charmin Bears are often photographed out and about, showing us they end up in situations regarding their derrieres just as precarious as ours:

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If you scored the woman on the right then she’ll probably overlook your eventual ursine thunder piss on the movie theater floor.

 

They also wait in bathroom lines just like we do:

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OK. You know you can just maul all of them right? #ProblemSolved

 

They also party just like we do:

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Just to be clear: They’re going to make a shirt out of your skin. It’s payback for the whole rug thing.

 

And apparently, they tell jokes like some of us do too. But I’m willing to let the hackiness slide for my own personal health:

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…and then he left the forest and threatened to savagely bite into the first person who talked during his set.

I dare you to heckle him during his tight 20 on poop jokes.

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