The entertainment world lost Mickey Rooney and the comedy world lost John Pinette. Rest in Peace.
John Pinette & Mickey Rooney. The world’s a lot less funny today.
-Heaven just gained an eyebrow and an appetite, however.
Ok, they both would have wanted us to keep going, like visits to a buffet, or an angry old man rant about the difficulties of fax machines.
In a week that featured such pop culture phenomenons like Wrestlemania and Game of Thrones, here are your Tweets from LYGO DC’s finest :
Sorry guys, but you STILL can’t collect on your mob debt in the Megabus bathroom. I know you’re all disappointed.
Drop me between the car seats then find me a week later and shamefully eat me like one of your French fries
-A box to go? Tater Twats? Clappy Meal? Taco Supreme? I’m at a loss here because I know more about fast food than I do sex.
i like letting guys down gently after i hang them
-The key in every break-up is the execution.
Currently getting an explanation of Game of Thrones that is lasting as long as this episode.
I know a great abortion clinic with the same name. Different spelling, though
had a dream that Jonah Hill mugged me. Either it’s just another weird dream, or God is warning me that 22 Jump Street will be disappointing
-This is the lowest level of premonition. A proverbial softball in the psychic world.
it offends me when people say george w bush is equal to hitler. hitler was a shitty painter BEFORE he became a war criminal.
-Kudos Adam Friedland, I think you’re now on a watchlist.
Just found out my spirit animal needs to be euthanized.
-My spirit animal just dragged its ass across my carpet.
My standard for dropping a “Like” on Facebook has become “I read this and didn’t hate it.”
“It’s about the journey not the destination.” – Me to my girlfriend after failing to give her an orgasm.
walk up in the club with affordable healthcare like what
Meet a girl in a gym & stop working out – she gets mad. Meet a girl in a bar & don’t stop drinking – she gets mad. What do you women want?
And my best:
I wear a condom when I am
#turntup , regardless if I am with a lover or not. It’s our responsibility to practice safe swag.
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SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK!!!!