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Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Charlie the Tuna

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Charlie the Tuna

Based on the 1,000+ posts alone, it would seem the unintentionally hipster Charlie the Tuna tweets mostly about the savory taste of his fellow brethren. In reality, a good 75 percent of this feed is just answering customer complaints. The grievances range from the mundane “there’s not enough tuna in the can” to the strangely phallic:

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I’m just as concerned that you’re OK admitting you told a cartoon fish there’s a dick bone in your tuna.

Charlie also claims to be buddy-buddy with some other well known mascots. Although by their body language, some of them see Charlie as more than a friend:

charlie the tuna

It isn’t a good sign when someone greets you while rubbing his stomach. Never mind the pun on a condiment that would mix well with your delicious insides.

When he wasn’t calming people down about the boner shards in their tuna cans, Charlie took out the time to bond with his fans:

charlie the tuna

True? Probably not. An elaborate ruse to get StarKist to ship him free tuna? Maybe. Sad either way? Yes.

But I think I found something even sadder in this tweet five months later:

charlie the tuna

Forget the fact you’re alone and eating dinner from a pouch without the security and dignity of a plate.

Alright Charlie the Tuna, maybe I’ll agree with you on not having to share things.

As long as a woman doesn’t find a dick shaped bone in one of your pouches to remind her of all the dick she’s not getting.

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