Based on the 1,000+ posts alone, it would seem the unintentionally hipster Charlie the Tuna tweets mostly about the savory taste of his fellow brethren. In reality, a good 75 percent of this feed is just answering customer complaints. The grievances range from the mundane “there’s not enough tuna in the can” to the strangely phallic:
Charlie also claims to be buddy-buddy with some other well known mascots. Although by their body language, some of them see Charlie as more than a friend:
When he wasn’t calming people down about the boner shards in their tuna cans, Charlie took out the time to bond with his fans:
But I think I found something even sadder in this tweet five months later:
Alright Charlie the Tuna, maybe I’ll agree with you on not having to share things.
As long as a woman doesn’t find a dick shaped bone in one of your pouches to remind her of all the dick she’s not getting.