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Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Quaker Oats

Tweets from 140 Characters or Less – Quaker Oats

Based off his tweets, I am starting to wonder if the Quaker Oats man (who is named Larry by the way) is going through some type of mid-life crisis:

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Let him show you how to poop thangs.

 

Part of that crisis includes using charity as an excuse to not shave anymore:

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Are you also going to let them choose the windowless Chrysler van he’ll be driving around in?

 

And to lust after women who are obviously younger than he is:

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He’s apparently also struck by dat ass.

 

Or he could just be a stately, Quaker man whose inner dialogue is that of a single mom who’s fed up with her situation:

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It’s high time your 3-year-old learned how to work that gas range.

 

or even angrier than first imagined:

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Based on your tweet from two weeks earlier, they were already sleeping there.

 

 

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