As the Crimea situation unfolds, most of LYGO DC continues to tweet. And there was also St. Patrick’s Day and IT FUCKING SNOWED.
Crimeans want to be Russian? Did they watch Rocky IV in reverse or something?
-What a Drag-o.
St. Partybro Day
-Aaron go bar-hoppin?
Like the “Divine Wind” that saved Japan from a Mongol invasion, this snowstorm spared DC from the drunken St Patrick’s Day hordes of Virginia
-Hordes include: The Alcoholics of Arlington, the Boozers of Ballston, and Manassas in general.
Hey girls talking on the phone at the gym, why don’t you hang up and be miserable to techno remixes of Top 40 songs like the rest of us!!!
-That’s my (jock) jam!
I just brushed my beard and some 12-sided dice fell out. There’s always surprises in the life of a dungeon master.
-Don’t hate the dungeon, hate the dragon.
Look both ways before you crossdress.
Thought I was being attacked by a drone but no it’s just some asshole on a Vespa
Favorite thing about women posting bikini/any sort of revealing pics? Contest that breaks out between several bros for the creepiest comment
-Did you even read your comment aloud before posting, bro?
I’m in the Dreams-Come-True business. [makes you a plate of nachos – fully loaded]
– The stuff of dreams: Velveeta. My dreams aren’t big, just high in saturated fats.
(As I head for groceries) Roomie: Ill have to tell you about my date when I get back. It was so good I went out and bought myself some bacon
– Ok, now I am intrigued. Was this such a shitty date so there had to be emotional replacement bacon, or is this bacon to be cooked the next morning after a date? I don’t know your roomie, Natalie, I just mostly wanna know when there will be bacon.
And my best:
A four year old with a Tapout tee shirt.
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