T.W.I.T. – Crimea St. Patrick’s Day River

T.W.I.T. – Crimea St. Patrick’s Day River

As the Crimea situation unfolds, most of LYGO DC continues to tweet. And there was also St. Patrick’s Day and IT FUCKING SNOWED.


Drey Mysterio Jr. @daileydr

Crimeans want to be Russian? Did they watch Rocky IV in reverse or something?

-What a Drag-o.


Katherine Timpf@kctimpf 

St. Partybro Day

-Aaron go bar-hoppin?


Ryan Schutt@ryschutt

Like the “Divine Wind” that saved Japan from a Mongol invasion, this snowstorm spared DC from the drunken St Patrick’s Day hordes of Virginia

-Hordes include: The Alcoholics of Arlington, the Boozers of Ballston, and Manassas in general.


Kara Klenk@karaklenk

Hey girls talking on the phone at the gym, why don’t you hang up and be miserable to techno remixes of Top 40 songs like the rest of us!!!

-That’s my (jock) jam!


Danny Charnley@DanKCharnley 

I just brushed my beard and some 12-sided dice fell out. There’s always surprises in the life of a dungeon master.

-Don’t hate the dungeon, hate the dragon.


Jheisson Nuñez@ClassicNunez

Look both ways before you crossdress.



Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

Thought I was being attacked by a drone but no it’s just some asshole on a Vespa


Daylon Morrison@MorrComedy

Favorite thing about women posting bikini/any sort of revealing pics? Contest that breaks out between several bros for the creepiest comment

-Did you even read your comment aloud before posting, bro?


Jared Logan@JaredLogan 

I’m in the Dreams-Come-True business. [makes you a plate of nachos – fully loaded]

– The stuff of dreams: Velveeta. My dreams aren’t big, just high in saturated fats.


Natalie M.@littlenightowl Mar 16

(As I head for groceries) Roomie: Ill have to tell you about my date when I get back. It was so good I went out and bought myself some bacon

– Ok, now I am intrigued. Was this such a shitty date so there had to be emotional replacement bacon, or is this bacon to be cooked the next morning after a date? I don’t know your roomie, Natalie, I just mostly wanna know when there will be bacon.


And my best:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

A four year old with a Tapout tee shirt. #ThingsYouSeeInFlorida


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Jon Yeager