Alright to each her/his own, but I’ve never been a fan of Hamburger Helper. I don’t know who it was who looked at a pile of vomit at a summer cookout and thought “You know what would look good on this? Velveeta” but whoever it was this person is rolling in cash because this shit’s still popular.
So it’s even more comical that a glove with a Twitter account has the social life of people with multiple appendages and extremities. He even dates like us and asked the Twitterverse for help with his online dating profile:
He also does other fun, young adult things like the rest of us, like participate in Movember:
He also hits up America’s highways for road trips:
But judging by the rest of his tweets, it seems like his preference is for late 90s R&B:
On a side note: I’m gonna feel like a dinosaur if you don’t know what song he’s referencing.