Popeye spends a lot of time on Twitter giving shout outs to his long-term girlfriend Olive Oyl and their adopted child, Swee’Pea, who was officially adopted by the couple in a ceremony officiated by Judge Mathis (I wish I was making this up). But he also took out the time to praise his military counterparts:
The bad grammar didn’t stop there when Popeye decided to put his own personal, leafy-green touch on classic American quotes:
His take on the Letter from Birmingham Jail is just as cringeworthy.
Despite being health conscious with all the spinach, Popeye didn’t always set the best example for young adults:
But he definitely wasn’t setting a good example considering he tweeted the following two weeks earlier: