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T.W.I.T. – Valentine’s Day

T.W.I.T. – Valentine’s Day

This week, we celebrated (or lamented) Valentine’s Day.  Plus, we had a super awesome* snowstorm to make things even more romantic!**

*Not awesome

** not romantic

And, LYGO alum Aparna Nancherla was on @Midnight!!!

Here are your tweets of the week!

 

Danny Charnley@DanKCharnley

roses are grey,

violets are grey,

i am colorblind.

happy valentine’s day.

 

Ryan Schutt@ryschutt

Sorry, singles; no one in a relationship can hear any of your ironic Valentine’s Day-bashing from the summit of Mt. Regular Intercourse.

-brag.

 

Brandon Fisher@BrandOnBrandOut

#ValentinesDay is really just an excuse for adults to play with construction paper

-I learned that I wasn’t really crafty or romantic.

 

Aparna Nancherla@aparnapkin

“I’m single & ready to mingle!!!!”-tear

-A lot of crying from someone who just crushed it on @Midnight,  m’ dear.

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Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick

“I’m scared gay guys are going to treat me like I treat women.” -homophobic men

-Now an NFL horror movie: The Season Of (Michael) Sam

 

NOW A DOUBLE DIP FROM JAMEL JOHNSON:

Jamel Johnson@NonProfitComic

Internetercontinental Champion

-Jamel, will you be my hashtagteam partner?

 

Jamel Johnson@NonProfitComic

Everybody knows I’m a snowpacalypse denier.

-Thy winter come,  thy wintry Armageddon, on earth as it takes me 7 (hours to get dug out)

 

abe barth@AbeThoughts

“is anyone here a doctor?” – plane

“is anyone here a nurse?” – train

“is anyone here able to get WiFi and look up WebMD?” – Megabus

 

David Tveite@killtveite

Had someone recommend a sun lamp for my depression, but I can’t think of anything I do indoors that would be less sad in broad daylight.

-Light up your life, they said. Fetch me the matches and kerosene.

 

Natalie M.@littlenightowl

Having a cross eyed pharmacist in a crowded Giant is hard. Twice I thought my prescription was ready bc I thought she was pointing at me

-I’m keeping an eye on you. And you. But still both of you at the same time.

 

Dana Bell@danacbell

lookin for a girl with a big sigh gap. big ol’ gap between her sighs. don’t want a girl who sighs too much.

 

And my best:

 

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. IF YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY, IT’S NOT AS MUCH FUN.

 

See y’all next week!

Jon Yeager

 

 

 

 

 

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