So, the Super Bowl (and advertisements) didn’t live up to expectations. It was like my parents hopes for me and my career.
Here are the best Super Bowl tweets from LYGO DC’s finest, along with bonus tweetlove!
If you didn’t see any of the Super Bowl commercials & would like to hear 6 people simultaneously describe them poorly come to my cubicle NOW
African kids are happy they can now replace their “President Romney” T-shirts with “Broncos Superbowl XLVIII Champs!” T-shirts…
-They are still hopeful that one day they can wear either Jaguars or Browns gear, but that’s not even charity.
What do they do with the orange confetti?
-They send it on horseback to the glue factory.
Hey, this will keep everyone in Seattle from being depressed for at least a couple of hours.
-Let’s not get carried away. Happiness isn’t ironic enough.
Hey kid, drinking a coke after running a bunch won’t make you feel good, take it from me.
-Running a bunch on coke won’t make you feel great either.
You know this year’s Super Bowl commercials are lacking when you see one for Scientology
-STEP UP YOUR GAME, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES.
-Heidi is favored by a touchdown over the Broncos.
I think Downtown Abbey could’ve beat Denver today.
-Although they call it soccer there. I think.
-Like Michael Phelps doesn’t eat Frito’s all the time. It’s a stoner staple.
Oh no the Richard Sherman of the Puppy Bowl just ripped off one of the other dog’s heads & spat blood into the camera
-They need a true vet to help out.
My own Super Bowl tweet:
Rocky Mountain Low
Now, with 50% more bonus tweets!
I prefer pre child molestation Woody Allen to his more recent post molestation stuff.
*slams back a shot of wing sauce*
*licks ranch off bartender’s stomach*
-Where’s the celery stick?
my favorite LLs, in order: Bean, amas, Cool J, C
I’ve never seen a bat shit, but I assume it’s pretty crazy
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-See y’all next week!