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T.W.I.T. – Super Bowl

T.W.I.T. – Super Bowl

So, the Super Bowl (and advertisements) didn’t live up to expectations. It was like my parents hopes for me and my career.

Here are the best Super Bowl tweets from LYGO DC’s finest, along with bonus tweetlove!

 

Stav@StavComedy

If you didn’t see any of the Super Bowl commercials & would like to hear 6 people simultaneously describe them poorly come to my cubicle NOW

 

Mjölnir@EnglishmanChris

African kids are happy they can now replace their “President Romney” T-shirts with “Broncos Superbowl XLVIII Champs!” T-shirts…

-They are still hopeful that one day they can wear either Jaguars or Browns gear, but that’s not even charity.

 

Jesse Berney@jesseberney

What do they do with the orange confetti?

-They send it on horseback to the glue factory.

 

David Tveite@killtveite

Hey, this will keep everyone in Seattle from being depressed for at least a couple of hours.

-Let’s not get carried away. Happiness isn’t ironic enough.

 

Elahe Izadi@ElaheIzadi

Hey kid, drinking a coke after running a bunch won’t make you feel good, take it from me.

-Running a bunch on coke won’t make you feel great either.

 

Natalie M.@littlenightowl

You know this year’s Super Bowl commercials are lacking when you see one for Scientology

-STEP UP YOUR GAME, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES.

 

Randolph Terrance@realtalkforyou

Wouldn’t mind seeing the movie Heidi right now. #StopTheFight#SuperBowl

-Heidi is favored by a touchdown over the Broncos.

 

Rich Bennett@HowTallAreYou

I think Downtown Abbey could’ve beat Denver today.

-Although they call it soccer there. I think.

 

Kara Klenk@karaklenk

So are we all cool with Subway having Olympic athletes peddling a Frito sandwich? #superbowl#commercials

-Like Michael Phelps doesn’t eat Frito’s all the time. It’s a stoner staple.

 

Aparna Nancherla@aparnapkin

Oh no the Richard Sherman of the Puppy Bowl just ripped off one of the other dog’s heads & spat blood into the camera

-They need a true vet to help out.

 

My own Super Bowl tweet:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh 

Rocky Mountain Low

 

Now, with 50% more bonus tweets!

 

Michael J. Foody@MichaelJFoody

I prefer pre child molestation Woody Allen to his more recent post molestation stuff.

 

Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

*slams back a shot of wing sauce*

*licks ranch off bartender’s stomach*

-Where’s the celery stick?

 

abe barth@AbeThoughts

my favorite LLs, in order: Bean, amas, Cool J, C

 

Drew Landry@DrewTheComedian

I’ve never seen a bat shit, but I assume it’s pretty crazy

 

Brandon Fisher@BrandOnBrandOut

What online personality test are you?

 

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-See y’all next week!

Jon Yeager

 

 

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