T.W.I.T. – Justin Bieber and the Grammys

T.W.I.T. – Justin Bieber and the Grammys

So, Justin Bieber may get deported, but what if Canada doesn’t want him either? He’s a (biologically speaking) man without a country. Also, the Grammys happened, without Kanye West interruption.

Here are the week’s best tweets from LYGO DC’s finest comedians:


Dylan Meyer@Your_Boy_Dylan

Can you be deported to Canada? Isn’t that like getting downgraded from coach to first class?


Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick

Wow, you have some pretty strong opinions about who should have won at the Grammy’s for someone who can’t play an instrument.

-Neither can most of the artists…..#autotune #computermademusic #blameitontherain


Elahe Izadi@ElaheIzadi

I wanna filter out Grammy think pieces from my timeline.

-That sounds like a new Macklemore song concept. Speaking of that…..:


I figured out why people love Macklemore

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Dana Bell@danacbell

You get a Grammy! And you get a Grammy! Everybody gets a Grammy!! — lol if Oprah hosted the Grammys.


Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

Listening to an audio book about Scientology. Ready for my Hollywood life. So thetan right now.

-More like CULTure Club, amirite?


Adam Friedland@AdamFriedland

I ordered @NonProfitComic & myself matching turtlenecks from LLBeans, 1 size 2XL and 1 Small. Wonder what the LLBean’s warehouse guy thought

-L.L. Bears?



This morning’s coworker standup pitch: “Thug cats, man. You gotta do a bit on that.”

-GOLD. As all coworker comedy suggestions are.


Ryan Schutt@ryschutt

This whole “comedian” thing is beginning to feel like a rationalization for impulsively checking my smartphone.

-Admit it, it’s really Snapchat, Ryan.


abe barth@AbeThoughts

a coffee shop in LA called: French Press of Bel Air. that is my dream.

-Uncle Phil ‘er up. (Too soon?)


And my best:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

Justin Bieber singing “Baby, Baby, Baby,” but because of his cellmate.


See y’all next week!

Jon Yeager