So, Justin Bieber may get deported, but what if Canada doesn’t want him either? He’s a (biologically speaking) man without a country. Also, the Grammys happened, without Kanye West interruption.
Here are the week’s best tweets from LYGO DC’s finest comedians:
Can you be deported to Canada? Isn’t that like getting downgraded from coach to first class?
Wow, you have some pretty strong opinions about who should have won at the Grammy’s for someone who can’t play an instrument.
-Neither can most of the artists…..#autotune #computermademusic #blameitontherain
I wanna filter out Grammy think pieces from my timeline.
-That sounds like a new Macklemore song concept. Speaking of that…..:
I figured out why people love Macklemore
You get a Grammy! And you get a Grammy! Everybody gets a Grammy!! — lol if Oprah hosted the Grammys.
Listening to an audio book about Scientology. Ready for my Hollywood life. So thetan right now.
-More like CULTure Club, amirite?
@NonProfitComic & myself matching turtlenecks from LLBeans, 1 size 2XL and 1 Small. Wonder what the LLBean’s warehouse guy thought
This morning’s coworker standup pitch: “Thug cats, man. You gotta do a bit on that.”
-GOLD. As all coworker comedy suggestions are.
This whole “comedian” thing is beginning to feel like a rationalization for impulsively checking my smartphone.
-Admit it, it’s really Snapchat, Ryan.
a coffee shop in LA called: French Press of Bel Air. that is my dream.
-Uncle Phil ‘er up. (Too soon?)
And my best:
Justin Bieber singing “Baby, Baby, Baby,” but because of his cellmate.
See y’all next week!