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Facebuzzed Vol. 51 – Duquesne Beer

Facebuzzed Vol. 51 – Duquesne Beer

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Duquesne Beer. Brewed in western Pennsylvania, this beer is steel-town tough to survive everything from your frat kegger to a nuclear blast:

The admins on the Duquesne Facebook page have mostly taken to photoshopping in bottles of Duquesne and its mascot—a happy go lucky guy who looks like Wendy’s dad fresh out of the military:

Him: If you thought you drank a lot of me in college, just wait until you see your job prospects in this economy!

If you thought you drank a lot of me in college, just wait until you see your job prospects in this economy!

The photoshopping rubbed me the wrong way when it crossed into blasphemous territory:

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Assuming we’re all OK with Bart and Lisa drinking beer, I think that if we’re going to have them drinking anything, it should obviously be Duff. What would Duffman have to say?

On a sidenote: It is literally impossible to find a sad picture of Duffman on the Internet.

On a sidenote: It is literally impossible to find a sad picture of Duffman on the Internet.

 

The photoshopping continued into the world of Pittsburgh sports, specifically the hometown NFL team, the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Nice save Polamalu, but seeing as I cheer for a rival NFL team in the AFC North I had no choice but to take my own liberties in this photoshop game:

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Looks like the Duquesne dude cost you a first round draft pick

 

Comments

  • connie says:

    Do you know why they chose this guy as their “mascot”? We are trying to figure out exactly what he is?!?

    • Apparently he’s called the “Prince of Pilsener” (which would explain his regal get up) but I still maintain he’s Wendy’s absentee dad.