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Facebuzzed Vol. 50 – Stunna Liqueur

Facebuzzed  Vol. 50 – Stunna Liqueur

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Stunna Liqueur, a booze that the Big Tymers might want to jump on board to sponsor (because let’s face it, they could probably use the work) and could persuade Santa Claus to get crunk enough to fulfill your gift wish list: 

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You’re right. Stunnin ain’t cheap. That’s why I’m going to buy Rhythm because it’s $3 cheaper #MarketingFail

If anyone’s wondering what’s inside that glowing green bottle, Stunna laid it out for you:

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If by watering you mean the spitting that precedes vomiting three liquors that should never be combined, then yeah, it’s watering.

Yet despite this, they still found the time to judge other liquors:

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Hmm I don’t know…

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Why don’t we ask Sapphire when she gets off the pole she’s grappling while simultaneously holding your bottled Hulk semen.

But Stunna went into even more detail about their product besides its blend, publishing a lengthy description that ended with the following paragraph:

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Traditional classic America?

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Loosely translated, it means a black man is going to pour Stunna in his face.

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