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Facebuzzed Vol. 49 – Firestarter Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 49 – Firestarter Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Firestarter Vodka, which has a charming backstory about its humble beginnings:

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That history being they both died from residual potassium carbonate poisoning.

A total of 175 years later the vodka has gotten away from the homey togetherness of Nicolai and Anastasia and has become a symbol of your unintended bachelorhood:

firestarter vodka

This guy is about to start a fire in his apartment. And he’s not going to leave while it burns.

But for other people like NBA superstar Dwyane Wade, it gives you the energy of Gatorade:

firestarter vodka

Alive enough to cheat on your actress girlfriend and father a child while you were on a “relationship break.”

And with this claim of giving you energy, it’s only natural that Firestarter would assume that before they came into the picture we were having conversations about the old school energy boost: natural roughage.

firestarter vodka

 

firestarter vodka

Unless it ends with this guy extinguishing a real fire with his kale farts.

 

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