Wow. This week, members of LYGO DC garnered two pretty funny endorsements. Comedy Central AND Richard Simmons!
First, Comedy Central Standup gave @JaredLogan the joke of the day:
-I am so excited, I can’t deal (a meal)!
Here are the other t.w.i.t. worthy moments:
Jenny McCarthy’s son may never have had
#autism, so add him to the list of regular males who just don’t look at her in the eyes.
-Finally, she’s been “singled out.”
HEY TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER INDUSTRY. WHY DON’T YOU GET WITH THE TIMES? TODAY’S ERGONOMIC TOOTHBRUSHES ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR OLD 1980S HOLES.
-You know what they say about fellas with big toothbrushes? ….No? ….. Actually I don’t know either.
Yeah, guys go bald but sometimes girls get weird bangs.
-Zoey Deschanel insists that hers are quirky and fun.
I just realized there’s a folder in my phone called “productivity” hahahaha GOOD ONE LIFE WELL DONE”
There isn’t a single person on this Metro platform who doesn’t look defeated.
-Another beautiful winter Monday in the Nation’s Capital!
And, of course, we tweeted about the football playoffs:
AARON RODGERS YOU GOTTA STOP CLOWNING AROUND AND PLAY LIKE THE GIFTED INSURANCE COMPANY SPOKESPERSON YOU ARE.
Andy Dalton, or as he is known in Mexico: el Romo Rojo.
And, my offering for the week:
I’m not going to work tomorrow. This has a little to do with the snow, but mostly because I’m unemployed.
See y’all next week! In the meantime, retweet, favorite, email, text, and spread the word about T.W.I.T. !