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T.W.I.T. – Comedy Central and Richard Simmons

T.W.I.T. – Comedy Central and Richard Simmons

Wow. This week, members of LYGO DC garnered two pretty funny endorsements. Comedy Central AND Richard Simmons!

First, Comedy Central Standup gave @JaredLogan the joke of the day:

CC:Stand-Up@ccstandup

Your Joke of the Day from @JaredLogan. pic.twitter.com/bWPzZvF6kS

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-WAY TO GO, JARED!
OH BUT WE WEREN’T DONE YET………
The hits kept on comin’ as @kctimpf (Kat Timpf) and @ISmellChitlins (Tyler Richardson) had Richard Simmons send a digital kiss and hug:

Katherine Timpf@kctimpf

@ISmellChitlins RICHARD SIMMONS HAS TWITTER AND HIS HANDLE IS @TheWeightSaint ?!?!!!!!!

@kctimpf @ISmellChitlins That’s me xo

 

-I am so excited, I can’t deal (a meal)!

 

Here are the other t.w.i.t. worthy moments:

David Carter@_DavidCarter

Jenny McCarthy’s son may never have had #autism, so add him to the list of regular males who just don’t look at her in the eyes.

-Finally, she’s been “singled out.”

 

Michael J. Foody@MichaelJFoody

HEY TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER INDUSTRY. WHY DON’T YOU GET WITH THE TIMES? TODAY’S ERGONOMIC TOOTHBRUSHES ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR OLD 1980S HOLES.

-You know what they say about fellas with big toothbrushes? ….No? ….. Actually I don’t know either.

 

Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick

Yeah, guys go bald but sometimes girls get weird bangs.

-Zoey Deschanel insists that hers are quirky and fun.

 

Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

I just realized there’s a folder in my phone called “productivity” hahahaha GOOD ONE LIFE WELL DONE”

 

David Coulter@davidocoulter

There isn’t a single person on this Metro platform who doesn’t look defeated.

-Another beautiful winter Monday in the Nation’s Capital!

 

And, of course, we tweeted about the football playoffs:

A Tveit Christmas@killtveite

AARON RODGERS YOU GOTTA STOP CLOWNING AROUND AND PLAY LIKE THE GIFTED INSURANCE COMPANY SPOKESPERSON YOU ARE.

 

Jono Zalay@JonoZalay

Andy Dalton, or as he is known in Mexico: el Romo Rojo.

 

And, my offering for the week:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

I’m not going to work tomorrow. This has a little to do with the snow, but mostly because I’m unemployed.

See y’all next week! In the meantime, retweet, favorite, email, text, and spread the word about T.W.I.T. !

Thanks,

Jon Yeager

 

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