T.W.I.T. – NFL Playoffs

T.W.I.T. – NFL Playoffs

The NFL playoffs took center stage in our hearts, minds, and, most importantly, tweets. All LYGO folks who didn’t make this list were asked to clear out their lockers.


A Tveit Christmas@killtveite

“Come to the @Chrysler year-end sales event this Chrystmas, with great deals to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Chrystler.”

-Judas gotta see these deals! Drive it away like heresy!


Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick

Excited to make out with a champagne bottle on New Years.

– She’s French, effervescent, intoxicating, and goes to your head- a wonderful partner. Also, she can be recycled.


Dana Bell@danacbell

so pissed i asked for an iphone 5 but i only got the unconditional love and support from my family forever

– I got a Droid and a cease and desist.


Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

PMS – bad time for relationships, great time for staring at own temporarily huge boobs

It’s a great time for you, period.


danny rouhier@funnydanny

Games like these are why American sports need British soccer style relegation.

-Danny feels like a beat reporter. Just tired of the Redskins this year.


Danny Charnley@DanKCharnley

grow a mustache, it’s like having bangs, but for your mouth

– My hairstyle is the transgendered “Rachel.”


Natalie Shure@nataliesurely

Dudes with black rectangle fetishes must really love censorship

-And Asians love pixelization.


Francisco Ramos@FRamosComedy

Tapas are expensive leftovers that never fill you up, and you still order a pizza when you get home.

-Small plates, big bill. Tapa John’s?


abe barth@AbeThoughts

a Throwback-Thursday leads to a What-Went-Wrong-Friday

-Sadness Saturday, Self-loathing Sunday, Manic Monday, Ruby Tuesday, and Weight Watchers Wednesday.


Sara Armour@SaraArmour

SINGLE LADIES!! How long are you Internet stalking these dudes before you sleep with them? What is dating?

-That’s a good point…oooh, new UGGS! Totes adorbs!


And my playoff thoughts (I’m a Ravens fan):

jon yeager@toosoon_huh


Well, there’s always Orioles Baseball…..*

*loads gun


See y’all next week with New Year’s Disillusions.

Jon Yeager