The NFL playoffs took center stage in our hearts, minds, and, most importantly, tweets. All LYGO folks who didn’t make this list were asked to clear out their lockers.
“Come to the
@Chrysler year-end sales event this Chrystmas, with great deals to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Chrystler.”
-Judas gotta see these deals! Drive it away like heresy!
Excited to make out with a champagne bottle on New Years.
– She’s French, effervescent, intoxicating, and goes to your head- a wonderful partner. Also, she can be recycled.
so pissed i asked for an iphone 5 but i only got the unconditional love and support from my family forever
– I got a Droid and a cease and desist.
PMS – bad time for relationships, great time for staring at own temporarily huge boobs
It’s a great time for you, period.
Games like these are why American sports need British soccer style relegation.
-Danny feels like a beat reporter. Just tired of the Redskins this year.
grow a mustache, it’s like having bangs, but for your mouth
– My hairstyle is the transgendered “Rachel.”
Dudes with black rectangle fetishes must really love censorship
-And Asians love pixelization.
Tapas are expensive leftovers that never fill you up, and you still order a pizza when you get home.
-Small plates, big bill. Tapa John’s?
a Throwback-Thursday leads to a What-Went-Wrong-Friday
-Sadness Saturday, Self-loathing Sunday, Manic Monday, Ruby Tuesday, and Weight Watchers Wednesday.
SINGLE LADIES!! How long are you Internet stalking these dudes before you sleep with them? What is dating?
-That’s a good point…oooh, new UGGS! Totes adorbs!
And my playoff thoughts (I’m a Ravens fan):
EVERYTHING IS DEAD TO ME.
Well, there’s always Orioles Baseball…..*
See y’all next week with New Year’s Disillusions.