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T.W.I.T. – Duck Dynasty

T.W.I.T. – Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty actor racist and homophobic?! I expected more from a guy who wears camouflage, hunts ducks, lives in a rural area, and hasn’t cut his beard for 10 years. Luckily, LYGO’s exceptional TweetTeam is here to save Christmas.

Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick 

Duck Dynasty is all like “gays are weird” and Mighty Ducks 2 is all like “SUCK IT AND DIE ICELAND.”

-Some of Emilio Estevez’s best work*

*paychecks

 

Rob Maher@RobMaher 

I think its a sin to give a shit about what some guy who has no bearing on your life thinks is a sin.

-No ducking that.

 

Jared Logan@JaredLogan

“I’m going to arrive late. I need to go up first.” —comedians

-Nailed it.

 

Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

Your emotional combover is showing

-A small price to pay.

 

Jono Zalay@JonoZalay

I’ll have 3 fingers of scotch. EWW GROSS GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY SCOTCH.

-Did you order Glendigit?

 

abe barth@AbeThoughts

maybe if you say “expresso” you should stick with Folgers

-The best part of waking up is making coffee words up.

 

Katherine Timpf@kctimpf

To get into the Christmas spirit I think I’m just going to start commenting “WOOF!” on everyone’s selfies. #thoughts?

-YOU JUST RUINED WON CHRISTMAS.

 

Dixon Sider@willhessler

8 Reindeer speaking English is the amazing thing we should focus on not the goddamn red nose of one of them. #Christmas

-Perhaps as well on who the father of all the elves is? Also, labor laws.

 

Here is David Tveite and Dana Bell taking on big business:

  1. .@GEICO @Helzberg I have some issues with your joint advertising campaign that I would like to discuss with you if that’s okay.

  2. .@Helzberg @GEICO Several things really, but I’m most bothered by the bridesmaid at the end being sexually attracted to a small lizard.

  3. @killtveite @GEICO We are happy to provide your feedback onto the marketing team. Thanks for sharing.

 

Dana Bell@danacbell

in the end I guess our credit cards…. were the real Target

 

And, my personal fave this week:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh 

A picture is worth a thousand words, or a thousand dollars if it’s blackmail.

Merry Xmas, ‘Murica!

Jon Yeager

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