Duck Dynasty actor racist and homophobic?! I expected more from a guy who wears camouflage, hunts ducks, lives in a rural area, and hasn’t cut his beard for 10 years. Luckily, LYGO’s exceptional TweetTeam is here to save Christmas.
Duck Dynasty is all like “gays are weird” and Mighty Ducks 2 is all like “SUCK IT AND DIE ICELAND.”
-Some of Emilio Estevez’s best work*
I think its a sin to give a shit about what some guy who has no bearing on your life thinks is a sin.
-No ducking that.
“I’m going to arrive late. I need to go up first.” —comedians
Your emotional combover is showing
-A small price to pay.
I’ll have 3 fingers of scotch. EWW GROSS GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY SCOTCH.
-Did you order Glendigit?
maybe if you say “expresso” you should stick with Folgers
-The best part of waking up is making coffee words up.
To get into the Christmas spirit I think I’m just going to start commenting “WOOF!” on everyone’s selfies.
RUINED WON CHRISTMAS.
8 Reindeer speaking English is the amazing thing we should focus on not the goddamn red nose of one of them.
-Perhaps as well on who the father of all the elves is? Also, labor laws.
Here is David Tveite and Dana Bell taking on big business:
in the end I guess our credit cards…. were the real Target
And, my personal fave this week:
A picture is worth a thousand words, or a thousand dollars if it’s blackmail.
Merry Xmas, ‘Murica!