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FFON-Power of Porn & Spying

Porno has always been one of the underrated movie genres of all time. The biggest concern watching porn is having your mother or your girlfriend walk in on you. But now there’s an even bigger concern out there. The NSA has been monitoring pornography activity to find Racidalizers. Now that may sound like a new candy from Willy Wonka or  new super villain group that Spiderman battles. Really they are just people of influence who may or may not be starting a revolution.

Now the reason why the NSA is viewing porn activity is to use this information against the Radicalizers. Now obviously the Catholic Church has an issue with this since they believe that only way one should be filming sex is between a man & a woman in the missionary position for procreation. And the only way one should be spying on each other is from the trees like Marty McFly’s dad.

Now the porn industry is getting great press and the FCC couldn’t be happier since they are major shareholders in the industry. Ever since porn mogul Dick Cheney capitalized on this name, they used it’s power to keep Liberals in office. But using porn as a cyber weapon is not what Al Gore and God invented the internet for. Hence what the NSA is doing is unethical. Porn was meant to be make awkward teenagers and fetishists feel better about themselves in the comfort of their own homes in front of their own laptops.

Based on this week’s Fork Full of Noodles.

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