This week on Facebuzzed we visit Kris Wines, which appeals to every member of your family—especially your weary parents who need the fruit of the vine to relax:
And every hour would be a happy hour if Kris Wines had its way. The winery also appealed to winos wanting to step up their “drunk-on-the-go” status from flasks to something more fashionable:
Speaking of bodily expulsions, Kris Wines has got you covered when you’re celebrating the resurrection of your lord and savior with Paas and milk chocolate roadkill:
But by far the more awkward posts were ones that explained the illustrations on the bottle:
And if it’s the latter please wait about 25 minutes before initiating any conversations with me at close range.