As the world lost an amazing man in Nelson Mandela, (some thought) we had Kanye West claim he is the heir apparent. This time, Kanye’s megalomaniac behavior was a (believable) spoof. LYGO DC presents these thoughts for your god-complex:
Yes Kanye, you ARE the next Mandela. Can we lock you up for 27 years yet?
-How could he be so heartless?
When it comes to little Luke, you are NOT THE FATHER!
*Darth Vader does the robot and high-fives the front row*
-C3P0 puts head in hands, vows to look after his kids.
Oh man, I really hope “Grudge Match” ends with Stallone and De Niro simultaneously punching each other so hard that they both die.
I’m in a hotel room in Toledo, Ohio eating a Lean Cuisine and drinking a twist off mini bottle of Woodbridge Chardonnay.
-Glad you are finding success, but a Mad Dog 20/20 pairs best with Lean Cuisine. Also, loneliness.
Just saw a guy get rib sauce on on his chin and use a meatball sub to wipe it off. …dad?
-He’s always been your hero.
A series about sex crimes that happen on the set of Law & Order: SVU.
-Like a movie within a movie. I’d like to see Ice T interrogate himself, only to find it was the director who committed all the crimes for “art.”
Someone peed in the dating pool.
– It’s been not so adult swim for a while.
“Recycling is dating old boyfriends”
“So what’s dating old friends?”
-Refurbished products are always cheaper and you don’t expect as much…
As a child I imagined holidays would be more sequined dresses and less avoiding people back in town throwing ugly sweater parties
If you see a guy over 45 in an NFL coat that doesn’t play for that team he’s either divorced or mentally handicapped.
And the best I have to offer this week:
Why couldn’t it have been the band Nelson not the man Nelson?
See y’all next week. In the meantime, share this, retweet this, quote this, and promote this.
J.W. Yeager, Esq.