But the Labatt Blue bear knows more than just his way around grooming his matted fur. He also knows the tricks of the traveling vagabond:
He doesn’t need thumbs. If he has thumbs that means he can grip things—like my neck. And he’ll swing me around until he hears something snap. Also I just saw him use an afro pick so doesn’t that mean he has thumbs anyway? We’re all fucked.
But let’s just assume for the moment that he has zero thumbs. At least this means he can’t carjack anyone. Although I guess if he were going to hijack anything it would be this:
Good luck making it past a DUI checkpoint in this. Nevermind the fact you’re a bear who drives.