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Facebuzzed Vol. 44 – OR-G Liqueur

Facebuzzed Vol. 44 – OR-G Liqueur
This week on Facebuzzed we visit OR-G Liqueur, which is exactly what it sounds like:

OR-G liqueur
^Because when blind dates aren’t awkward enough, it’s time to add the unexplored sexual quirks of at least two other random couples.

The brand had a variety of inspired cocktails, such as the OR-G Unfaithful, a combination of tequila and OR-G bound to help you forget about your failure at monogamy. But the next cocktail name is an oxymoron if I ever saw one:

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I was under the impression that orgies are relatively lengthy events. If I’m going to commit the time and energy to a successful one it should take longer than it does to shotgun persimmon-flavored liquor. Also I can barely nail down a date my friends and I can go to a happy hour so participating in a quick orgy almost requires the type of advanced planning I rely on from a Google Calendar.

Finally, OR-G Liqueur prided itself on being the perfect gift to break in a new home:

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Then it becomes a great story — a story that I’ll be there to hear in person for that fatass payoff.

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