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T.W.I.T. – JFK and Obamacare

T.W.I.T. – JFK and Obamacare

This week’s tweets coincide with the 50 year anniversary of JFK’s demise. Conspiracy? THE WHOLE OBAMACARE WEBSITE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGIC BULLET TOO. #OliverStone

 

Travis Irvine@TheTravisIrvine

FACT: After being shot, JFK was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital, but was denied treatment due to Obamacare #JFK#JFK50#JFK50Years

 

Dana Bell@danacbell

yo how many times has a stick insect gotten real drunk and fucked a twig on accident that’s what i want to know

– A Laying Mantis?

 

Rob Maher@RobMaher 

I’m at an Indian restaurant in DC about to perform at a show called the Soul of Comedy. Where else would a white comic be tonight?

-In a Benetton ad?

 

Danny Charnley@DanKCharnley 

i was in the park,sketching a battle between a dragon & a huge wolf,when a skateboard punk yolo teen purposely passed gas on me & i threw up

-The knockout game, but with gas?

 

David Tveite@killtveite

Check out my track on the new compilation album “NOW That’s What I Call Barely-Restrained Desperation: Volume 37”

-Track 1. Miley Cyrus. Track 2. L.L.Bean rap songs Track 3. David Tveite Track 4. Rob Ford’s P.R. Team

 

Drew Landry@DrewTheComedian 

If I’m with a girl and I fart, I blame the dog. If there’s no dog in the room, I blame Obama.

-Biden does the same thing.

 

Randolph Terrance@realtalkforyou 

The last place you wanna hear Arms of an Angel is a Chinese takeout joint #MysteryMeats

-When they tell you that the ASPCA commercial was filmed on site, at least you know the meat is fresh.

 

Stav@StavComedy 

It’s easier to murder someone in Baltimore than it is to take an unpaid book into a Barnes and Nobles bathroom in Bethesda

-Put that book down. You look suspicious.

 

Dylan Meyer@Your_Boy_Dylan 

How did girls text before emojis? Hey I can’t wait to see you tonight! PARTY HAT MARTINI GLASS NOISEMAKER BEER MUG CAT DOG SUNGLASSES POOP

 

Michael J. Foody@MichaelJFoody 22 Nov

Hard to believe that it was just 11 years ago today that Juwanna Mann was released on Comcast OnDemand.

-NEVER FORGET.

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