This week on Facebuzzed we visit Old Milwaukee Beer, which is diversifying its assets by getting into the adjustable furniture game:
Most of the Old Milwaukee Facebook page was a series of winning endorsements for the light beer of Midwestern America:
That’s a great endorsement, Old Milwaukee. You might as well say “It’s a great beer…if you’re going to force feed so many down your gullet that you can’t tell if you’re drinking beer or water anymore.”
The next one walks a fine line between alcoholism and magic:
Being on a stranger’s roof with an empty six-pack means you blacked out and probably have cirrhosis. On a stranger’s roof with a full six-pack? You’re a genie! (Or just a really prepared drunk).
But it was the simplest endorsement of them all that was the saddest: