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Facebuzzed Vol. 42 – Evan Williams

Facebuzzed Vol. 42 – Evan Williams

This week on Facebuzzed we visit the Facebook site of Evan Williams Bourbon, which greeted me with some rather sexist advertising obviously geared toward a certain gender:

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If you think I wouldn’t bring barbecue into a spa then clearly you don’t know me that well.

 

Then about a week later they crossed into the world of what may be vague signs of closeted homoeroticism:

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Followed by “Frat Party Got Out Of Hand Friday” and “Shh Don’t Tell Our Girlfriends Saturday.”

 

Eventually Evan Williams branched out of its traditional flavor and offered up new varieties in cinnamon and honey. With these new flavors on deck, Evan Williams was pretty self assured in its ranking over human companionship:

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Personally, I think you should prioritize the friends BEFORE you prioritize the drink. Leave that friends box unchecked and you may end up like Ben:

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Evan Williams is also the emergency contact in Ben’s phone, if an “emergency call” means “pouring bourbon down your ear and crying there’s a phone off the hook in your love life and a busy signal in your heart.”

 

My guess is that Ben S. is no stranger to getting out of hand with the bourbon. Evan Williams acknowledges you may make some poor decisions when alcohol is involved:

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But I think true marks of drink shame are the decisions you make when you don’t have your drink of choice in your hands:

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