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Drink My Holy Milk

Drink My Holy Milk

Have you ever read something on the internet and thought to yourself, “this can’t be true.  No one can be that naive.” Well, I’ve found  such a  story.

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.” Yes you read right. This so call man of GOD convinced some of his followers to give him oral sex to completion. I just wish I could have been a fly on the wall when the first person went to the police. “Huh, what you say? “He told you to do what?” “ His penis has holy milk?” “That shit never worked for me.”  No blessing unless you swallow. Who knew!?

Religion is weird to me. I don’t understand how some people just follow the leader without questioning anything. When the leader of the flock is found to be a fraud, you’ve already been duped, made a fool of,  or swallowed.

What a damn shame that  man was able to get free blow jobs in the name Jesus. I’d never have thought to do such a thing. Ok, I thought about it once, just once and I didn’t want to burn in hell! Well since he proved  it works;, it  may be worth the risk.  I’m hell bound anyway. Ha!

A fool and his money are soon parted and so is a fool who gets other fools to give him free bj’s in the name of the Lord in the back room of the church where they count the money.  I guess he’ll have lots of men willing to bless him their  Holy Milk behind bars, as much as he can handle. His cup may runnth over.  #PrisonLoveBlessings

Comments

  • Debtaylo says:

    Hilarious

  • James D says:

    Wow! Why didn’t I think of that! LMAO! Good stuff!

  • C N Brown says:

    #PrisonLoveBlessing…that’s just effin funny!

  • Very funny, dude. The prison twist was awesome. Wonder if it was worth the burn he’s sure to feel in hell…? 😉

  • Jasmine says:

    Lmao people are so stupid!

  • Tweez says:

    Wowwww!!!!! A great example of pimp’in in the pulpit and a big bowl of blind faith. I know who’s morally wrong here, but who is really wrong, Pastor “Sweet Peter” or the parishners who were willing to recieve his… anointed blessings…? So now they are without a pastor….did the article give the churches address, I’m always looking for investment avenues for early retirement.