Facebuzzed Vol. 41- ZING Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 41- ZING Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit ZING Vodka. I swear to God that before I decided on a post about Nympho that I was THIS close to writing about ZING last week once I saw who was coming to D.C:

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I know alcohol leads to bad decision making, but is there really any excuse for this company (or any really) to choose Chris Brown as its corporate ambassador? He’s endorsing a vodka whose name is literally one of the words you see illustrated in a comic book when its characters are punching each other in the face.

But despite the fact his reputation precedes him I figured Brown — who is STILL on probation for beating Rihanna — couldn’t possibly get into trouble during this one weekend, right?

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God damn it.


I can see #TeamBreezy getting all mopey about how Brown’s safety was at risk because someone allegedly wanted to get a picture with his favorite singer. Don’t fret your pretty yet irreversibly brain damaged heads. His assault charge was dropped to a misdemeanor on Monday. So don’t worry CB fans! He’ll be back in plenty of time for this:


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Even women photoshopped behind Chris Brown aren’t comfortable around Chris Brown.

But luckily ZING doesn’t rely entirely on Brown.  They also like to promote other stars with slightly more understated anger management issues than Breezy. Like Metta World Peace.

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Well hats off to ZING. I think Metta’s done a relatively good job at staying out of troub—

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OK that’s definitely not good. But I’m sure if we go back earlier in the year we’ll see that he was staying out of the spotlig–

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OK actually I’m more upset that there’s no video of this rather than the fact there was an altercation…