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Facebuzzed Vol. 40 – Nympho Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 40 – Nympho Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Nympho Vodka. Last week I thought I hit the jackpot with finding a vodka called Kinky until I saw this one. Their brand has less to do with the classical definition of nymphs and more to do with exactly what you think it does:

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Did asparagus crack the top 10? Because there’s nothing remotely sexy about potent urine. Or is there…

 

By now I’m pretty used to booze companies on Facebook celebrating popular holidays and milestones. A pretty standard one to grace these type of pages every year is Valentine’s Day:

 

nympho vodka

Also remember to pair it with a handle of “Sorry This Usually Never Happens” Vodka, an apology note and an IKEA gift card to replace the furniture you broke.

 

Unfortunately, most companies don’t consider any holiday really to be off limits. Mother’s Day was no exception:

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So sentimental of you, Nympho. However, it’s going to take a lot of Internet searching to track down Uma the One-Armed Dominatrix for a hug (and obviously given her namesake, she is not a fan of hugs).

 

And regrettably, Nympho hasn’t learned yet that just because a milestone exists, doesn’t mean you have to acknowledge it:

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I’d rather you not, Nympho

 

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