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Facebuzzed Vol. 39: Kinky Liqueur Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 39: Kinky Liqueur Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Kinky Liqueur Vodka, whose overall goal was to exploit the “lonely girl” label assigned to women who are only looking for a good time—even at the most sacred events celebrating their friends’ love:

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Yeah we do. It’s your friends who are in stable, committed relationships. The same ones who just watched you dry hump one of the groomsmen on the dance floor before the reception even started. Either that or it’s the reception staff who’ll pocket the extra money from the couple after your bile acid permanently bleaches the carpet.

The product also seemed to be aimed at the sexually and alcoholically-adventurous drinker—including the one who’ll need a pair of sunglasses to look at the punchbowl:

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Are we sure it’s not infused with the stuff you find inside glowsticks?

 

One drink of that ecstasy in a bowl and you’ll be sure to be bouncing off the walls and seeing things, such as an alcoholic Punxsutawney Phil rigging his own holiday for the sake of booze.

 

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I’m more interested in what happens to me if I don’t give him what he wants…which is starting to sound like a raging case of gonorhrabies.

 

In reality, there really isn’t anything that could foreshadow whether or not Phil sees his shadow, which is a shame considering Kinky Liqueur Vodka does a good job at foreshadowing itself:

 

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If only your actual DUI mugshot looked as nice.

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