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Facebuzzed Vol. 38 – Gallo Family Vineyards

Facebuzzed Vol. 38 – Gallo Family Vineyards

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Gallo Family Vineyards, a company that used every opportunity to celebrate all different kinds of families through a variety of made-up — and unfortunately non-federal — holidays:

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Make sure to celebrate by screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!” at the top of your lungs during dinner.

 

It’s also good for the families that have yet to exist:

 

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So this is hard because you can’t have wine and NOT because you’re still pregnant so you can’t celebrate it yet? OK good. Just making sure your priorities are straight.

 

Gallo says pets are family too, especially during the big football game on Sunday. But the dog below is rooting for the family that won’t make him wear a dog-sized Aaron Rodgers jersey and a fake cheese wedge on his head:

 

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Dog: Take this off me or I’ll eat it like real cheese and discount double shit on your carpet.

 

Finally, I noticed that Gallo has celebrated “National Women’s Friendship Day” every year since joining Facebook. So naturally my first question was “Is there a National Men’s Friendship Day?” Sadly there isn’t. I only can imagine what Gallo’s posters would be like if there was one:

 

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