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Facebuzzed Vol. 37 – Toasted Head

Facebuzzed Vol. 37 – Toasted Head
This week on Facebuzzed we visit Toasted Head, a company that sounds less like a winery and more like an unfortunate and failed bedroom sex experiment. The winery never passed up an opportunity to advertise during holidays and non-holidays alike:
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I don’t think he’s going to recycle that once he’s done.

Great idea Toasted Head. Let’s give Jason Voorhees yet ANOTHER weapon to kill us with when his chainsaw dies. A murderer can never have enough blunt objects in his arsenal.
However, the fact that Toasted Head’s mascot is a grizzly bear shooting fire out of its mouth puts the slow-moving, wine-bottle wielding Jason Voorhees into perspective.
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Bear: It’s called A TURN SIGNAL. USE IT YOU CRAZY BITCHES.

The last thing I need is a licensed-to-drive bear chasing after me whose mouth is ALSO on fire. Although it might come in handy in some respects:
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I like mine crispy on the outside, bear. And remember to rotate. Also don’t maul me.

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