This week on Facebuzzed we visit Toasted Head, a company that sounds less like a winery and more like an unfortunate and failed bedroom sex experiment. The winery never passed up an opportunity to advertise during holidays and non-holidays alike:
Great idea Toasted Head. Let’s give Jason Voorhees yet ANOTHER weapon to kill us with when his chainsaw dies. A murderer can never have enough blunt objects in his arsenal.
However, the fact that Toasted Head’s mascot is a grizzly bear shooting fire out of its mouth puts the slow-moving, wine-bottle wielding Jason Voorhees into perspective.
The last thing I need is a licensed-to-drive bear chasing after me whose mouth is ALSO on fire. Although it might come in handy in some respects: