T.W.I.T. – Barilla and Breaking Bad are over

T.W.I.T. – Barilla and Breaking Bad are over

This week’s tweets are carbo-loaded, but not with Barilla Pasta, whose CEO, named Guido (I can’t make that up) doesn’t want gays to eat his pasta. Also, Breaking Bad concluded, leaving us reaching for the remote as Low Winter Sun starts.


Comedian Dave Siegel@StandUpDave 

The joke’s on Guido Barilla – as if gay guys went near carbs anyway! #Barilla


Michael Larrick@MichaelLarrick 

I’m actually eating pasta because I’m poor, not homophobic, thank you very much.

-I eat (not on) Top Ramen.


M. K. Paulsen@mkpaulsen 

It really just makes sense to have a Cuba Gooding Junior High.

-I’ll build it, just show me the money.


Natalie M.@littlenightowl 

“Two steps forward. Two steps back” – Police officer to Paula Abdul during a field sobriety test

-What if the police officer is just the dancing cat?


Ryan Schutt@ryschutt

Mourn the end of “Breaking Bad,” but rejoice at the end of media coverage about the cast’s on- and off-screen chemistry.


Rahmein Mostafavi@CoolCowComedy

Can’t believe Walter White was a tranny! #BreakingBadSpoilers

-Faking Brad?


Danny Charnley@DanKCharnley 

Russian people are lucky because they always sound drunk.

-That’s a slur.


abe barth@AbeThoughts

this boltbus driver is having a better set than i had last night

-His callback of “Go Greyhound” is killing it.


David Tveite@killtveite

I like to think that the song “Send in the Clowns” is about a hostage situation where the police have completely run out of ideas.

-And you can pack them all into one SWAT van!


Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

*writes painfully detailed and uncomfortable explanation for inability to attend Facebook event on the event’s wall*

-Sent from my T.M. iPhone.


And my best:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

How do you explain this hot penne on penne action, Mr. Barilla? #Barilla


See y’all next week!