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Facebuzzed Vol. 36 – Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy

Facebuzzed Vol. 36 – Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy who, during the holiday season, decided to do a 12 days of Christmas countdown of the smoothest items they know and included movies on the seventh day:

 On the seventh day of Christmas my true love told me that apparently only black people drink brandy.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love told me that apparently only black people drink brandy.

 

How fitting that this list was compiled by a brandy manufacturer. I’m going to need some liquor to get through “A Madea Christmas.”

More recently, Paul Masson tried to make things lively by creating a bracket of the smoothest female MCs and putting them head to head each week for a fan vote on who should move on. I’m pretty sure brandy consumption played a huge role in this eventual matchup:

paul masson - nicki3

Mrs. Potato Head? Hmm…

Without ever have hearing her voice, I still pick B. I bet she has a sick flow when she's mashed.

Jesus, Adam was on point with this. They look similar down to the eye shadow. Also I pick B because she has a sick flow when she’s mashed.

Finally, in trying to declare the smoothness of comedian Dave Chappelle, the Paul Masson site moderator unintentionally contradicted her/himself as seen here:

paul masson - dave chappelle

THREE MONTHS EARLIER:

paul masson - tyrone biggums hween

 

So you say that Chappelle’s Show is awesome, but a year ago you were shitting on Tyrone Biggums as a Halloween costume? Tyrone Biggums should shit on you for this.

tyrone biggums screenshot

Wait. He may actually shit on you for this.

 

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